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Illiterate people write the best memoirs…

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You know who I don’t hear enough about? The Palins. Am I pronouncing that right? Palin? They just fly so low under the radar.

Thankfully I can finally get more info on the Wasilla Hill Billies, as it was announced today that Bristol Palin will be publishing her memoir this June! Awww shoot she just missed the tie in with Teenage Mothers’ Day.

The book, which will probably be called “Going Rogue” (pronounced “Roh-goo” after the imaginary birth control that Levi Johnston told Bristol he was using when he was nailing her) will be 314 pages of pulitzer prize winning genius-ness. Fun fact: a 314 page book is three times as long as any book (any) Palin has ever read! Mazel tov.

Honestly, I think a book written by Sasha Obama would be a lot more readable.


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

February 7, 2011 at 6:48 pm

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  1. Oh, honey, no. Just, no. I think you got all the mileage you can from your fake celebrity when you DIDN’T win Dancing with the Stars. This is just getting sad.


    February 8, 2011 at 11:11 pm

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