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O grazie, grazie mille Santa Catherina di Siena! Noi siamo molto molto contento con questa notizia.

For those of you who didn’t take 2 semesters of Italian in college before you realized that the language was more erotically useful than say useful in an everyday sense, let me translate the previous cry of jubiliation: MTV has announced that the next season of the Jersey Shore will be filmed in Italy. That announcement is the first piece of non-Berlusconi sex party related news to make Italy interesting since the end of the Renaissance.

Ugh this has so much untapped potential! I mean, the cast of the Jersey Shore can’t really go anywhere in the United States anymore as they are both too famous and have spilled too many bodily fluids on national television. In Europe they will be free of those restrictions, and the boys can hit on girls who speak English poorly because they are foreigners and not because they have blood alcohol poisoning, and the girls, well, they can watch Snooki hump Michaelangelo’s David.

Basically, I can’t wait to see J-Woww’s exposed Naples!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 25, 2011 at 2:20 pm

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