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Live blog extra: Michele Bachmann is the Lady Gaga of angry old white people

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Michele Bachmann is giving her own unofficial State of the Union response on behalf of the tea party ~chokes back vomit~. Here we go!

10:50—Why isn’t she looking into the camera? Oh right. She’s a vampire beast.

10:52—Wow Bachmann it took two minutes to discuss the tyranny of energy efficient light bulbs. Way to control yourself sister friend.

10:53—Making things is not fun. If industrial jobs were awesome, everyone would be moving to China.

10:55—Wow this is amateur looking. The Sham-Wow commercial had higher infomercial production values.

Whoo! I’m spent. That woman is too much crazy for me at 11 o’clock on a school night.

PS-Did you guys hear what Bachmann said today about slavery in American history? She told a group in Iowa Monday that the “Founding Fathers “worked tirelessly until slavery was no more” and skin color “didn’t matter” in the early days of democracy.” Umm, what? How did this informative history lesson not make it into her speech? This just moves my theory that she’d make an excellent replacement for Keith Olbermann’s former time slot.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 25, 2011 at 10:54 pm

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