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The New Civility: Meaningless partisanship!

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Things are different now in Washington, okay you guys? The tragedy in Tuscon has shown our politicians how to stand together….for about a week and a half before tearing each other apart like fat girls in front of an Edward Cullen shaped cake.

As they have been threatening to do since people actually cared about Kate Gosselin, the Republicans who control the House of Representatives passed their “Repealing the Job fucking Skull fucking Mother-Truckin’Job-Killing Health Care Law Act”.

If you’re keeping score, we have a 9.4% unemployment rate, we’re involved in two separate military conflicts, Anne Hathaway was just inexplicably chosen to play fucking Cat Woman, and we’re wasting our time on this stupid shit? The Senate won’t even vote on this bill, and even if through some rip in the time-space continuum it made it past the Senate, President Obama would veto it. This bill wasn’t even worth the paper it was printed on.

But I guess they have to throw red meat to the Tea Party masses. How about something that Tea Baggers love but is a little less partisan? Can’t we just pass meaningless resolutions about how cute puppies are? Or how Anne Hathaway should at least go topless in the new Batman movie? Now that’s post-partisan governing!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 19, 2011 at 10:55 pm

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