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What the glock is wrong with these people?

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I’ve always said that Michael Jackson’s death was tragic, but it wasn’t a shock. What’s that? Couldn’t I discuss something that’s happened in the past 16 months? Well fuck you I have a point. When Jackson died from prescription anesthetics, people did not rush out to buy Propofol before it might have faced tougher legal restrictions thanks to its public exposure.

However, today we learned that sales of Glock 9mm handguns, the very weapon used to kill six and severely injure many others this weekend in the attempt to assassinate Representative Giffords have soared in Arizona, have skyrocketed since the shooting. The pattern of increased handgun purchases has actually been occurring all over the country since these violent attacks.

Okay, now I’ve given up on anything out of Arizona making any sense, but come on American gun nuts! This awful tragedy occurred and that makes you wanna go shopping. Why isn’t there a rush on her favorite pantsuits? I’ll tell you why: because business women in this country aren’t so god damn morally bankrupt.

If you want to go out and support something that always ends in tragedy and should be severely restricted by Congress, how about Jennifer Aniston’s movie career?

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 12, 2011 at 12:20 am

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