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Well I certainly don’t remember the part about Tech Nines and Desert Eagles from that School House Rock song about how bills get passed by the Congress…

Louis Gohmert, the Texas Congressman known for his role on the Andy Griffith Show hatred of Terror Babies, has finally come up with a way to make our nation feel safe again after the violence in Tuscon this past weekend. Gohmert has proposed a bill that would allow Congresspeople and their staffers to carry concealed weapons ANYWHERE in D.C. Just what the District needs: more guns on the street!

Gohmert explained that due to the attack on Rep. Giffords and how “he felt scared at times during last year’s health care debate”, he needed to carry a gun. Of course, because the extreme rhetoric used by Gohmert and his friends’ in opposition to healthcare reform created the poisonous rhetoric that has led to acts of anti-government violence, this legislation kinda makes sense. Let’s solve gun violence with more guns, right? I overdosed on heroin and now I’m sad, and you know what makes sad go away? More heroin!

Oh Dr. Gohmert won’t you use the magical healing power of guns to solve all our problems?


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 12, 2011 at 7:02 pm

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