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The prophesy has been fulfilled, Ya big ol’ Queer!

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If there was one news organization that was properly documenting the end of the world, it’s certainly my favorite website Gawker.

In the following clip, Gawker has found a really thought-provoking response to the recent terrifying mass death of blackbirds in Arkansas. Apparently, Suze Orman’s evil doppleganger, “respected prophet Cindy Jacobs”, thinks that this avian apocalypse has to do with God’s anger at the United States letting homosexual blackbirds serve openly in the United States military. Check it out:

So it’s really no shock that this Ms. Jacobs thinks gay people are evil, as it appears that her blazer is made from the skin of Chester Cheeto‘s gay cousin Timothy. But I can’t say I agree with her prophesying in this case: if God really wanted to punish gay animals, wouldn’t God smite all the Lahsa Apsos? Check mate, religious homophobes!


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 11, 2011 at 7:03 pm

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