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Well since movies based on television shows people vaguely remember from their youths (Yogi Bear, The A-Team and the wildly unsuccessful Salute Your Shorts zombie pic) have bombed so badly lately, Hollywood has decided its time to ruin another thing you kinda remember before XBox was invented: board games!

Besides an upcoming movie about the board game Battleship starring Rihanna and Liam Neeson (oh god saying that just made me kind of sea sick), director/producer/super intelligent douchebag McG is officially directing a Ouija Board movie. Will it be a cinematic masterpiece like McG’s previous ouevres The O.C. and The Pussycat Dolls Presents: Girlicious? Only time and my projectile vomit will tell!

Can’t Hollywood ruin something else from my childhood? What about Pogs? They could make as many retarded movies about those things and I wouldn’t care a lick!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 5, 2011 at 8:07 pm

Posted in Show Business

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