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Having spent a long period of time stuck on an airplane just recently, I have had ample opportunity to peruse the magazine Vanity Fair. It’s strange to me to think that a magazine that’s almost entirely dedicated to bourgeois true crime stories and salacious gossip about Nancy Reagan’s psychic is so, well, important.

I think the funniest thing about Vanity Fair is how despite getting great press coverage it covers topics that are about a year too old. For instance, this month’s issue features an interview with this totally unheard of Canadian ingenue named Justin Bieber. Having skimmed the article it appears she’s some sort of evangelical lute player.

Poor Vanity Fair, right? Here they are thinking they’re cutting edge and really reading their magazine is like talking to one of your parents’ friends who get all their pop-culture info from Dancing With The Stars. Stay tuned for next month’s issue when VF will be getting “bling-bling jiggy-wiggy” with Adam Brody and the founders of Friendster!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

January 4, 2011 at 4:24 pm

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