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Harry Reid is a 16 year old gay boy

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Who is the coolest person in Washington D.C. after Michele Obama? The answer is obviously no one, but bless their hearts, politicians and politico wannabes do make the occasional attempt to be hip.

Like Harry Reid, who in the tradition of his very hip mormon church, has been using the googles and the twitters like crazy to show the kids out there just how “down” he is with their “hep groove”. How is Reid doing this? Well in a memo about the stalled START Treaty Reid reminded the world of the great events that have taken place since the treaty was negotiated like “Lady Gaga debuted her meat dress…Lindsay Lohan went to rehab, left, and went back again…Kanye West released his latest album and apologized to former President George W. Bush…Conan returned to late-night TV.”

Wait a minute, this isn’t the first time that Reid has talked Gaga, is it? In September Gaga and Reid tweeted together about DADT and just today Reid retweeted something else Gaga said!

So what’s going on here? Well I have two theories: either in a misguided attempt to look hip Harry Reid has directed his office to write about Gaga, the one current pop-star he and the rest of the Jay Leno crowd have ever heard of, or his twitter feed is run by Reid’s 16 year old nephew Gregory who just won’t stop bugging his mother to buy him eye shadow.

But good try Harry Reid? I mean I suppose it’s commendable to be informed but he’ll probably never get it. Let’s just all pray Reid never tries to ~shudder~ dance.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 20, 2010 at 5:23 pm

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