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John Boehner’s ruffled petticoats now control the House

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Thank goodness the G.O.P. has returned to power in the House of Representatives and we once again have a party that can mix genteel Southern horror and upper-crust shock in our nation’s cockpit. “Cockpit”? How vulgar and rude! John Boehner is a lady!

So what’s upsetting the delicate sensibilities of John Boehner this week? Well he told 60 Minutes that “Obama showed him “disrespect” by calling him a hostage-taker.” Why 60 Minutes you ask? Because that show’s demographics- old, white and near death- are the same as the Republican party’s demographics. But I digress…

Obama referred to the G.O.P. as “hostage takers” because they were willing to let all of the Bush Era Tax cuts expire if the top 1% didn’t get their extension too. How could threatening to hurt 99% of Americans if they don’t get their way make those fools in the White House think they’re hostage takers? Boehner has half a mind to remove his ski mask, put down his AK-47 and Hostage-O-Matic 3000 and give Obama a piece of his mind.

So let that be a lesson to the Obama administration: no one, but no one, messes with the pure white womanhood of John Boehner. He is apt to cry.


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 13, 2010 at 11:01 am

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