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David Guetta, je t’accuse!

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While I could just write about John Boehner all day (sigh), sometimes I feel like need some less news-centric news for the blog-hungry masses.

So with that in mind I was thinking I’d post what is without a doubt the DUMBEST song on the radio right now. Have you heard it? It’s by Chris Brown called “Yeah 3x” and oh boy, if you like crappy Euro-pop, convicted girlfriend beaters, inexplicable neon clothing and lyrics that just don’t make any sense, you’ll love this fucker!

As your brain processes that mess, let’s remind ourselves of the situation we’re in, where David Guetta has pretty much ruined mainstream Rap/Hip-hop, and this song is a great example of why a thumping synth-beat can’t save an awful song.

The lyrics of this song appear to have been written by 1st year English language student from Sweden with a nasty club drug problem and I don’t know who the director is, but it’s probably not safe to have little kids around Chris Brown, right? Someone call Interpol because he definitely just violated his parole.

Sigh. I guess it’s back to “DJ Got Us Fallin’ In Love” by Usher again. Now THAT’S some Euro-rific hip hop!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 13, 2010 at 4:12 pm

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