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Les Misérables (Bush tax cut extension edition)

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First Obama drags his feet on Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, and then he pissed off liberals even more by making a deal that capitulates to the Republicans by extending all the Bush era tax cuts. So maybe that explains why his administration is trying to laugh off this idiotic deal with ~jazz hands~ musical theater! I smell a very confusing Glee episode in the works…

A senior White House official, perhaps in a message embedded into a fabulous tap dance routine, told ABC News that House Democrats were actually at fault for the extension deal, as “(The White House) wanted a fight, (but) the House didn’t throw a punch…It was like the Jets versus Sharks except there weren’t any Jets.”

Was it really like West Side Story anonymous-but-fabulous White House official? Are you sure you pussies in the White House weren’t in the musical Cats and the Republicans, because they very sincerely don’t give a shit about working Americans, weren’t mean old Miss Hannigan from Annie? Ugh this whole situation is worse than Rent.

I guess what I have to say is that Obama’s Jekyll and Hide act is making me want to tear out my Hair and throw myself into traffic on 42nd Street. No wait, what am I saying, musical theater puns are infinitely stupider than any lame political maneuver the White House does. Mama Mia!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 7, 2010 at 2:39 pm

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