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Ku Klux Kristmas

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Ahhhh the Ku Klux Klan. I feel like I’ve never even blogged about your hateful and pathetic ignorance. That must mean the following story is a blogger’s Christmas miracle!

Hayden, Idaho, a city that no doubt lacks any decent soul food restaurant, delis or taco places, is the site of an unusually offensive sculpture: a snow man with KKK hood and a noose. Now I’ve always been a fan of monumental art, don’t get me wrong, but I think White Power Bill should have focused on a piece with more artistic merit. I think a copy of something by French Jew Jacques Lipchitz would have looked lovely on their lawn.

Of course, the biggest artistic and moral problem here is that snow is not meant to promote hatred. Rather in it’s traditional form is should be shaped into a giant penis and pair of balls. If the sculpture Brancusi could do it, why not a bunch of ignorant fucks in Idaho?

Oh right well it turns out the sculpture is “100 yards away from Hayden Meadows Elementary School”. Yikes. Maybe a giant snow cock isn’t smart either. Let’s just hope Santa treats these assholes like the bad little kids they are and brings them a lump of coal (instead of the 100,000 rounds of ammo they asked for).

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

December 3, 2010 at 10:44 am

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