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It’s probably time to retire Christina Aguilera too

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Since I’m asking for Decision Points, George Bush’s new pop-up book memoir, for Kwanza, I was struck by this article announcing the end of Bush administration relic.

The Homeland Security Administration has announced that it is planning to scrap it’s famously stupid-and-useless color coded Terror Alert System. No! Now how will I know what to wear when terrorism happens? Don’t wanna clash during a chlorine gas attack ya know.

Sigh, the passing of a stupid era is upon us. It’s a shame that we couldn’t retire other relics of the Bush administration like the economic crisis, the War in Iraq or the War in Afghanistan. We could also get rid of Christina Aguilera too. But you knew that from.the.title.of.this.post….

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 24, 2010 at 2:00 pm

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