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A personal note on personal safety

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So while this story has nothing to do with America’s shoot-first-and-then-maybe-ask-questions-later-but-only-about-Bristol-Palin-on-DWTS stupidity, I just wanted to take a brief moment to congratulate the city of Philadelphia.

We did it you guys: CQ Press has released its annual list of 25 most dangerous cities in America, and Philadelphia isn’t on it! DC, Atlanta, Baltimore, and Oakland can all suck our nuts. Please save your prayers though for Saint Louis, and not just because my little Joshy applied to WashU early decision, but because it’s more dangerous than Kabul.

In case you were wondering, here is a list of the most common crimes in my part of Philadelphia: counterfeit bistro glasses, bike stealing and of course illegal warehouse inhabiting.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 23, 2010 at 1:31 pm

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  1. Congratulations, Philadelphia. But Tom Corbett’s dark reign promises a semi-automatic rifle in every home and a natural gas well in every yard. How is it that all the blue votes in Philly weren’t enough to spare us the impending horrors?

    Snowbelt Parson

    November 24, 2010 at 11:00 am


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