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As our nation appears to be tantalizingly close to finally ending “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”, some Christian conservatives have been going after the military’s daintiest, yellow-bellied and perverted group: Medal of Honor winners. Put down the tea cup Lieutenant Nancy Boy! Jesus is back in town and he is PISSED.

Bryan Fischer, a columnist for the American Family Association, recently blasted Sgt. Salvatore Giunt, who won the Medal of Honor for saving the lives of his fellow soldiers under withering Taliban gun fire. Fischer complains “We now award (the Medal of Honor) only for preventing casualties, not for inflicting them…when are we going to start awarding the Medal…for soldiers who kill people and break things(?)”. Yeah! ~Makes explosion and machine noises~

Now while this might seem outrageously stupid to say that saving people is less courageous than killing people, Fischer, who once wrote that SeaWorld is a satanic place may be right. Jesus is famous for destroying his enemies with an M60 machine gun, not helping the sick and disadvantaged.

So to keep it from becoming the Medal of HonHER, let’s only award the Medal to murderous lunatics. Blackwater‘s trophy case is about to get some bangin’ new editions!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 22, 2010 at 10:57 am

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