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Have you ever finished a fifth of Jack, plowed your car into a wall and then when you were arrested by the police make fun of the way the drive you to jail? Congratulations! You’re now qualified to be Vice President of the United States (take note Sarah Palin).

In case you were wondering which #2 I was referring to, it’s not John Breckinridge or Charles Dawes, I am talking about America’s favorite #2 (poop reference intended): Dick Cheney. Dick, that wang, appeared at the ground breaking of the new George W. Bush library where, upon shoveling some dirt, declared the Bush library “may be the only shovel ready project in America”. Oh Dick, that’s quite a dig at the Obama administration? Ahaha.

Of course thanks to some convenient GOP forget-a-lot-juice, Cheney forgot his administration engineered the bailout and stimulus that funds those “shovel ready projects”. But what’s a little snide bitchyness to remind America how ignorant and annoying you are?

And, for the record, I would like to think that in 2018 at the ground breaking of the Obama library (in Nairobi, Kenya), Joe Biden’s jokes won’t be so much mean spirited as they will be about women drivers and 12 inch pianists. Now that’s smart comedy!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 16, 2010 at 8:30 pm

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