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Ummm, yeah, thanks….

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Have you ever gotten a very sincere compliment from someone that was also completely nauseating? Maybe a supervisor who told you your feet are like “those of a sexy china doll” or a cute girl who tells you “wow I’ve never seen someone so young be so bald before!”.

Well that happens at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue too. As you know America has a long standing domestic violence type relationship with one former President George W. Bush, who is now on a book tour. As part of this Bush-o-mania, The Financial Times of London is reporting that Bush told a British delegation in 2008 that “I had to endorse” McCain and that “I’d have endorsed Obama if they let me.”

Ummm, yeah, thanks….

I think the only endorsement Obama was seeking less actively was that of Osama Bin Laden. Why didn’t Bush just get Obama’s grandmother to release a statement asking everyone to vote for her grandson “because he’s just so damn sexy”? I mean, I guess Obama can be thankful that Bush had the function in his brain left to NOT publicly endorse him, but yeesh. Even the thought makes Obama’s secret Muslim turban spin.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 10, 2010 at 10:11 am

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