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Racial intimidation: Spicy Chipotle Flavor

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Let’s face it: the seasonal craze for pumpkin flavored everything is the only keeping us from falling off the chipotle cliff in products like chipotle tooth paste and chipotle Vagasil.

And since everything seems to be Southwest flavored these days anyway, how about an “Arizona-style crackdown on illegal immigration” in the state of Texas? Mmmm muye piqueno! I’d love to serve that Arizona-style immigration crack down with a side of rice and beans and White anxiety.

The proposed bill would include “a voter ID measure and…legislation that would allow local law enforcement officers to arrest illegal immigrants.” Sure, voter ID requirements and forcing officers to arrest suspected illegal immigrants has been struck down by the court, but that fresco Arizona-flavor goes down well in Texas.

I prefer my racial profiling to be Cooler Ranch or Late Night Hamburger flavor, but assuming we’ve got some Constitutional flavored Tums, we can deal this wildly stupid Arizona-flavored bill.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 9, 2010 at 3:08 pm

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