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Midterm madness: Blue State, Red State, Brown State

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Oh thank the lord, it’s election day! I really can’t take any more of this stuff, especially the attack ads. I mean, I’m starting to expect Crest to accuse Colgate of being bank-rolled by Saudi extremists. Of course, these ads are the only thing staving off way-too-early holiday season ads, so we’re sort of damned if we do damned if we don’t.

Now that the day is here, some candidates are desperate. Take Linda McMahon, who has spent over $50 million of her own fortune, made through the charming WWE, is predicted to lose. So what would you do if you’re too liberal for Fox News but too obnoxious for regular news? Well you stuff last nights WWE with poop jokes. Check it out.

Jeez McMahons, way to squeeze some brilliant class out at the end of your failed campaign.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

November 2, 2010 at 1:55 pm

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