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Oh Sharron Angle, how could I have possibly forgotten you in my coverage of the wacky brain-dead final days of the 2010 election? I’m sowwy.

Angle, who has been the life blood of this blog (thank god), proved how much she knows about blood lines a few days ago, when at an event hosted by a Las Vegas high school’s Hispanic Student Union, she proved her self an able eugenicist. How retro!

Angle told the Hispanic crowd “I don’t know that all of you are Latino. Some of you look a little more Asian to me”, and that “we are a melting pot in this country”. That crack pot Angle even considers herself part of the melting pot, announcing that she’s “been called the first Asian legislator in our Nevada State Assembly.”

That would of course be a great accomplishment were it true, except that Angle is no more Asian than the Hispanic students she thought looked Chinese. Is she trying a “Bill Clinton is the first black president” thing? Because I’ve seen this woman’s grasp of economics and she clearly doesn’t have any of those famous Asian math skills.

Between Angle’s asian imagination and Rand Paul and the Aqua Buddha, one thing is now abundantly clear: the Tea Party has been infiltrated by ninjas!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

October 20, 2010 at 3:55 pm

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