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Jesus Christ(ine O’Donnell) this woman’s stupid

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Listen, as long as we’re gonna make fun of Sarah Palin to be stupid enough to mix metaphors about her most famously right wing issues, we might as make fun of Christine O’Donnell too, right? Because while debating her opponent she pretty much proved that she was unaware of why she’s allowed to be Catholic. Check out this video, which gets REALLY good/violently stupid after the 47 second mark:

What did you think? Aren’t you impressed that this woman seemed to be totally unaware of the fact that the Bill of Rights says that the Congress “shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”. While this was shocking, O’Donnell’s knowledge of the Constitution only seemed to get worse as she went along. Here are just some excerpts that, hand to the God I am forced to worship by the government, she may/may not have said.

-“Oh yeah Jeff Coons, there they passed an amendment banning the sale of alcohol.”

-“Unenumerated rights is like, the right to not do math if we don’t want. Right?”

-“Quartering soldiers is wrong! How dare we cut our brave soldiers into four pieces!?!”

-“Women who touch themselves don’t get to vote for a reason!”

Hoo! All these Constitution jokes are hard! Anyway she’s a stupid bitch.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

October 19, 2010 at 11:10 pm

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