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A Traffic JAM. Get it? Like a musical jam? AHAHAHA.

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You know how most white rap is as pleasant to experience as say, a nasty Los Angeles traffic jam? Wouldn’t it be awesome to be able to combine the two?

Thankfully, the hardcore hip-hop (read: entirely white) band Imperial Stars has brought this blessed event into being, by promoting their song ‘Traffic Jam 101″ by causing a massive traffic jam on L.A.’s 101 Freeway to perform their awful single.

Los Angeles what happened to you? You used to be cool! How did someone not have a gun in their car with which to shoot this misguided white rappers? Check out the video Imperial Stars released and tell me that it’s a surprise that rappers this stupid would be a stunt that ridonkulous.

Wow. Just terrible. Rappers in their 40s who wear fedoras and look like pedophiles should really consider causing massive illegal traffic jams on smaller, less important roads. Maybe one with lights and a place where these guys menthols.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

October 14, 2010 at 1:06 pm

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