E PLURIBUS MORON

Keep your government hands off my medicare!

Boo you whore

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Guys! We’ve been over this: ever since George Allen Macaca-ed his way out of the Senate and into a lucrative lobbying job, politicians have to remember that everything they do is recorded. Wait, lucrative lobbying job?!? Why isn’t Harry Reid out thee right now calling someone a “Kazakhstani retard”?

I bring this up because just recently Jerry Brown, who is running as a Democrat against Meg Whitman for Governor of California, was recently part of a recorded conversation where someone called Whitman a “whore”. Now of course the hunt is on to find out who was stupid enough to do that.

Of course, calling Whitman a whore is degrading: no one, especially someone like Whitman who looks like Benjamin Franklin’s bulldog, becomes a billionaire by being a whore. Technically, she’s an illegal immigrant employing bitch.

But why is the media just focusing on this gaffe? The following is a list of unreported how-were-they-dumb-enough-to-forget-the-mic-was-on moments from the 2010 election:

-Rand Paul saying anything about Civil Rights on the record

-Joe Biden, Sharron Angle or Christine O’Donnell saying anything about, well, anything on the record

Oh. Maybe they have been recorded. Oh well. In any case it’s important for candidates to remember safe speaking: put a condom on your microphone.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

October 11, 2010 at 10:36 pm

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  1. Loves it. Any Mean Girls reference is one I endorse. And “Kazakhstani”? Well played…”

    DLewisLeipz

    October 15, 2010 at 11:03 am


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