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Oh sure, eBay is great for buying the entire collection of Suddenly Susan on VHS, but can you buy morals? Respect for immigrants rights? How about love? No seriously where is their erotic services section?

As you might have heard, California Republican gubenatorial candidate Meg Whitman is now being accused by her former housekeeper, Nicandra Diaz Santillan, of knowingly employing an undocumented immigrant and abusing her because of it. And while people generally agree that Meg Whitman is a hypocrite for being the standard barer of a party that doesn’t like immigrants, the media has shifted focus towards Diaz Santillan’s attorney, Gloria Allred.

Now to be fair, Gloria Allred is the worst. She’s like a stupid fame-whoring Nancy Pelosi. At the over-60-years-old popular girls table, Gloria Allred is sort of the loser hanger on, laughing at Hillary Clinton’s jokes and braiding Jane Harmon’s hair. So Whitman has accused Allred, who is friends with her opponent Attorney General Jerry Brown, of being a virgin who can’t drive leveling these accusations as a political hit.

But why does everything have to be so political? Whitman’s views on politics are actually pretty moderate for her party. This isn’t a political hit job! It’s a good old fashioned case of Gloria Allred loving the camera and the classic tradition of suing people- like Whitman- who are worth $1.2 billion. You want traditional values Tea Baggers? How about the American value loco lawsuits!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

October 4, 2010 at 4:28 pm

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