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You know what? Only John Kerry could make the news with the following, extraordinarily long winded gaffe “We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening.” What ever happened to a nice clean “Macaca” or “Bitch set me up”?

Kerry here is suggesting that the Republicans will do well in the 2010 election because American voters aren’t really paying attention to the issues. And you know what? He’s right. Any conservative who claims extending trillion dollar tax cuts will stimulate the economy and reduce the deficit is a fucking idiot.

On a happier, more constructive note, you can take it from me that there is an art to calling someone stupid. Kerry should have said something like “Americans are too busy working hard, paying taxes and loving the 2nd amendment to read the ‘news’ or think ‘logically’”. Calling uninformed people stupid is confuses them and makes them try in vain to understand what you’re saying.

So John “C-Student at Yale” Kerry, can you wait until AFTER the election to call people stupid? Smarter politicians would really appreciate it. If nothing else, Joe Biden would appreciate it if Kerry stopped squeezing himself into Biden’s gaffe racket, k?

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 27, 2010 at 11:52 pm

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