E PLURIBUS MORON

Keep your government hands off my medicare!

She dresses like a (Sesame) Street Walker

leave a comment »

Katy Perry’s meteoric rise to success can be broken down into a simple formula: Mind-meltingly catchy choruses+Faux Lesbianism+Betty Page come-fuck-me bangs=Pop GOLD. We learned today however that this equation, and Perry’s awesome boobies are too much for people who are just learning how to count.

That’s right, Katy Perry was too sexy for Sesame Street, as parents complained that in the clip of her singing with Elmo (click here to watch) “Perry’s outfit (was) too provocative.” Did you watch the video? Perry is rocking some serious sweater puppets and not of the Henson’s workshop variety.

This situation is ridiculous as Sesame Street should have known what they were getting into when they booked a star like Perry whose success is entirely derived from her producers and her mammories. Short of appeasing viewers in the process of weaning, Katy Perry is not appropriate for Sesame Street. This is of course reminiscent of the uproar in 1991 when Madonna had a S&M threesome with Bert and Ernie (meet/meet/meet me in the sheets!).

If Sesame Street really wants to interact with the people featured on the pages of Us Weekly AND help young viewers learn and grow, they should teach the kids about the importance of food safety by boiling those awful Kardashians alive.

Advertisements

Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: