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Scientists at Columbia University have developed a nasal spray to help cure shyness! Oxytocin, which has been called “the chemical of love” and “improves the social skills of the shy”. God bless America: the land where all our slightest problems can be solved through aggressive prescription medication marketing.

But hey wait a minute! I just realized they already have a nasal spray to cure shyness: it’s called cocaine. You’d think researchers at Columbia University of all places would know about that….

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 23, 2010 at 8:52 pm

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