E PLURIBUS MORON

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Oh god it’s back. No one move. Its vision is motion triggered.

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Ugh is it possible to have heart burn from 2004? Well if it is, pass the Rolaids because Michael Moore is back and telling people that the Ground Zero mosque should be built because “There is a McDonald’s two blocks from Ground Zero” and “McDonald’s has killed far more people than the terrorists.”

Only Michael Moore could make one hate one’s own politics. It’s not even like I disagree with what he said, I just hate when a fat disgusting liberal like him makes other liberals (not that I’m revealing my own politics here) look bad. The Park 51 Mosque Project is a great idea, I just wish someone less sweaty and awful agreed with me.

Speaking of McDonalds, I really feel like Michael Moore is like fast food: he was kind of satisfying when you were experiencing him, but he always left you feeling nauseated and gross and, let’s face it, with diarrhea. He should honor Michele Obama’s organic dreams and shut the fuck up.

Can’t this guy make like another relic of the first Bush administration, Friendster, and become a relic of history reserved for ironic hipster Halloween costumes? Failing that I’m sure Jesse Metcalfe and Paige Davis need help hosting celebrity mini-golf tournaments…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 14, 2010 at 11:05 pm

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