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If nothing else, Lady Gaga is famous for her demure wholesome style of prairie dresses that make her look like a mourning menopausal Quaker.

For instance, take her outfit pictured above, where she is wearing a dress made of meat. I think it’s mostly brisket and skirt steak, which served as a delicious sartorial pun when she accepted her Best Video of the Year award at last night’s MTV Music Awards.

When asked about the dress by Ellen DeGeneres, who was not wearing a suit made of meat, Lagy Gaga said the dress was to protest “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”. Gaga explained “Well, it is certainly no disrespect to anyone that is vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I am the most judgment-free human being on the earth…However…If we don’t stand up for what we believe in…pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our own bones. And I am not a piece of meat.”

Oh my god it all makes sense now! Lady Gaga isn’t just making another one of her rambling, poorly thought out political statements, she is showing the world what she truly is…an alien! Notice how she stresses “human being on the earth”. Yeah and Liberace stressed how much he wanted the right girl. So Lady Gaga do us all a favorite and come out as an extraterrestrial creature: you could be the alien Neil Patrick Harris!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 13, 2010 at 10:45 am

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