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Wait, we’re afraid of this lady?

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Were you ever on a middle school debate team, packed together with a bunch of sweaty sour smelling nerds, and thinking “well, at least I’m more articulate than the governor of Arizona!” Get the video camera ready mom and dad, because this clip of Jan Brewer at last night’s Republican gubenatorial debate is PAINFUL.

Oy! First of all, this woman apparently lost the debate to candidates named Larry, Barry, and Terry, who I suppose are…Donald Ducks Republican nephews? Secondly, if it takes you five searingly long seconds to come up with the word “done” out of your vocabulary, maybe it’s time to stop dumping your ignorant BS on people who, unlike the governor, did not have English as their first language. And God that last pause! You could illegally cross the Sonoran desert faster than it took her to find the word “did”.

So yeah, why the fuck are we afraid of this lady? Shit at least Hitler was articulate! I mean, not only are her policies misguided and deeply un-American, but I’ve always suspected that her strangely shaped head means she’s an alien living in a human’s body. And now thanks to this speech we have proof. Arrest her Sherrif Joe!


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

September 2, 2010 at 3:40 pm

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  1. Wait a minute, do you really think Hitler was articulate? I mean, I’ve seen Triumph of the Will, he’s just waving his arms around the whole time…


    September 3, 2010 at 8:44 am

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