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Loser christian nerds can’t even bully right

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Bullies, most of whom seeth with christian guilt and homoeroticism, just can’t catch a break lately. The Denver Post is reporting that evangelical Christian groups are fighting back against anti-bullying programs in public schools, as they have so clearly been infiltrated by Gay Al Qaeda with it’s secret, throbbing and naughty gay agenda.

A spokesman for the Christian group Focus on the Family told the Post “more and more that activists are being deceptive in using anti-bullying rhetoric to introduce their viewpoints, while the viewpoint of Christian students and parents are increasingly belittled.” Those poor Christian nerds! They’ve been bullied into not being able to call kids “fags” and “dykes”. How cruel.

I guess we’ve entered a brave new world of Gay bullies. The standard demand of “Give me your lunch money!” will now be followed with “because girl you can barely fit in those size 8’s already. Okay?” Wedgies will just come from wearing the uncomfortable micro briefs. Indeed, the time honored tradition of kicking some dweebs ass at the flag pole after school may just become “we’re having a True Blood party at Trent’s house on Sunday. Don’t bother coming.”

So America, we need to heed the call of christian conversatives and stand up for the rights of America’s most oppressed minority: the oppressors. Oh wait, we already did that this past saturday at Glenn Beck’s rally. My B.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 31, 2010 at 11:06 am

Posted in Religion

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