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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DO NOT BE ALARMED, WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS:

This actual headline announced on the highly respected ABC News website just moments ago ominously proclaims Breaking News: President Obama Says “I’m Having a Great Time” On Vacation“. My children! Where are my children? Oh god we’re all gonna die! Aaahhh!

Matt Drudge, someone who knows nothing about using unnecessarily panicky language to drive readership, pointed this juicy and terrifying story out. Here’s another headline that’s sure to break momentarily on ABC News’ website “Breaking News: ABC Journalists Drink Six 5-Hour Energies And Go On News Rampage!”

Am I being to hasty though? Maybe because, as anyone in the news business can attest, we’re all so poor and depressed that someone having a nice time on their lovely vacation counts as real hard news.

We’ll have further updates on this remarkable breaking story when I stop sobbing.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 25, 2010 at 2:10 pm

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  1. Love it!

    K

    August 25, 2010 at 3:14 pm


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