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In a story I’ll most certainly be covering, this Saturday on the National Mall in D.C. Glenn Beck and speaker Sarah Palin will be hosting the nation’s largest N.A.M.B.L.A. gathering. What? It’s a Tea Party rally? I fail to see the difference.

Anyway, a hilariously stupid email has been circulating around D.C. breaking down the city’s often broken down subway system, the Metro, for those attending Beck’s rally. In it, the Tea Partier author advises visiting morons to only ride certain parts of the Red, Orange and Blue lines and not to take the Yellow or Green lines at all. Wanna know where D.C.’s black people live? On the other parts of  the Red, Orange and Blue lines and the Yellow or Green lines.

I guess I don’t see why these people should be allowed on public transportation anyway. Aren’t subwayjust a socialist conspiracy to keep us from drilling for oil and killing the Gulf Coast’s evil pelicans? But beyond that, let me say to the Tea Party: I don’t want you on my metro. I live on the Yellow and Green lines and I’d rather sketch a nude Rand Paul a la Titanic than share a subway car with you mouth breathers.

Also, I thought Tea Baggers were gun nuts. So what’s to fear? They can’t possibly be any worse armed than the average 12 year old D.C. resident riding the Green line…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 24, 2010 at 2:46 pm

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