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I am firmly convinced that if you ask the American public about the stuff that they believe in you’ll just be really embarassed for the future of our nation. Particularly if that future is to be eye of newt and tongue of frog free.

According to a recent Gallup poll on the (pause for zoom in of my eye) the paranormal, 21% of Americans believe in witches. Now if you read the post below, you’ll know that that’s also smack dab in the middle of the range of Americans who believe that Barack Obama is a Muslim. This can only lead to one inexplicable conclusion: Al Qaeda, through their socialist sleeper cell agent Barack Obama, is using Witch Craft!

The weird thing too is that given Sarah Palin’s thirst for blood, Ann Coulter’s face and Laura Ingraham’s mannish cackle you’d think witches would be conservative. Oh well. Just to be safe on the whole subject, let me be the first to call for a 20 block freeze on holding witches’ covens around Ground Zero.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 20, 2010 at 3:28 pm

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