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Hey Howie? Shut up. You’re embarassing yourself.

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Fucking Vermont man. It portrays itself as the land of organic goat milk and maple honey, but when it comes right down to it, it still has that asshole “I’m a Ver-montuh I do what I want tuh” thing going on. Middlebury? Filled with pretentious jerks. Calvin Coolidge? What a dick.

Now the state’s most famous living politician, Howard Dean, has finally gone off the deep end. After saying last week that the mandate should be removed from the Healthcare bill, Dean went on radio yesterday to call for the Cordoba House Mosque in Lower Manhattan to be moved because it’s “a real affront to people who lost their lives” in 9/11.

Hey Howard Dean: shut your mouth. All you do is appear on MSNBC, rant and rave about your crack pot ideas and some how make Keith Olbermann seem pleasant and reasonable. Oh and by the way, mandates will ensure that all Americans get health coverage and a former Burlington Coat factory is no more a relic of 9/11 than the strip club on that same street.

So I am gonna call on Vermont’s most popular residents, Ben and Jerry, to make a ice cream dedicated to the former governor called “Shut the fuck up, Howard Bean”. It’ll be a coffee ice cream with tiny little liberal nuggets that tasted pretty good in 2004 but now has the freezer burn of self promotion.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 19, 2010 at 11:01 am

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