E PLURIBUS MORON

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Oh Lord, we thank you for the high number of intentionably bizarre, bombastic and down-right idiotic ads we have received from your bountiful communications-team-in-the-sky this year.

And it is for that reason that we pray for Ben Quayle. Quayle, son of famous America patriot/”special” person former Vice President Dan Quayle, is running for Congress as a Republican in Arizona and just released this ad that everyone is saying “Huuuh??” to:

Ouch did he just call Obama “the worst president ever?” That’s a little rough and unartful for a campaign ad. Why not make fun of him for having a dead-beat dad or being terrible at bowling? Also why is he stairing at us that way? It’s like something very strange and confusing is going on just behind the camera, and if he takes his eyes off of it he’ll miss the climax or have his face eaten off.

Also saying “knock the hell out of (Washington)” and not following it up by grabbing a baseball bat and a fifth of Jim Beam is what a pussy Democrat would do. Huh? Is that what you want Ben Quayle? To look like some pansy liberal instead of an gossip mongering rich kid who is only running for Congress because he’s as big a dumbass as his famously ignorant and worthless Papa?

I thought not!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 11, 2010 at 2:40 pm

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