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Matt Drudge loves that presidential brown sugar

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Matt Drudge -newsman, provocateur, and homersexual- is just obsessed with Barack Obama and his thin, presidential lips. Who could blame him? I know many a gay who loves them a hot salt and pepper hair guy with access to nuclear weapons. Check out the photo below which comes from Drudge’s website, and either shows us Drudge’s Obama crush, that the President is a fanny bandit, or both.

OMG the President’s kissin’ a dude! The steamy pic above features the President and Illinois Democatic Senate candidate Alexi Giannoulias getting very close. Side note by the way: between Blagojevich and Giannoulias the Democratic party in Illinois seems to be run by Mediterranean fishmongers and zither players.

This incident, coupled with a widely spread editorial accusing Michele Obama of acting like Marie Antoinette (that’s also featured on the Drudge Report), have found a new GENIUS attack line against the President: he’s a foppish 18th century dandy boy!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 6, 2010 at 11:32 am

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