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Don’t worry kids we’ll sleep in the Rifle tonight

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I just wanted to pass along a news story The Daily Show brought up yesterday that is just of the highest (wait for it) caliber.

On July 29th that House of Representatives by a 2-to-1 margin passed the “Protecting Gun Owners in Bankruptcy Act of 2010” (a far superior bill to the “Protecting Gun Owners in Bankruptcy Act of 2009”) which makes it illegal for banks to reposess the firearms of people in bankruptcy. Oh so that’s why my accountant told me to diversify my funds in stocks, bonds, barrettas and anti-tank helicopter gunships!

As always though it’s nice to know that Congress, instead of addressing the roots of our economic crisis, is frittering away their time passing meaningless bullshit laws. The fact of the matter is that because guns are such potently phallic symbols, congresspeople are probably just trying to keep their constituents like looking from dick-less wonders when they go bankrupt.

‘Cause you know who always looks badass? A guy with no home or money but an arsenal of weapons. Check please!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 5, 2010 at 1:30 pm

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