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Who says the gays ruined marriage?

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If Chelsea Clinton’s wedding this past weekend was an indication, it  looks like America has marriage fever and is ready to put a ring on it!

Case in point: A Florida man was recently arrested after his underaged pregnant girlfriend’s parents tried to get them a wedding license. Aww! You’re probably saying to yourself that Juliet was that age in Romeo and Juliet, and besides it’s just like 16 and Pregnant which makes you feel so much better about your own life.

Well except in this case the would-be groom is 27 and his girlfriend is 13 YEARS OLD. So trying to do the “honorable” thing and marry the underaged girl you raped is a bit like murdering someone and asking for a police escort for the very tasteful funeral procession you’ve put together.

And yet maybe we should let these two crazy kids get married! If social conservatives (and frankly Barack Obama too) are so intent on preserving the genius idea that marriage can only be kept sacred by denying its rights and boring sex to homosexual couples, perhaps George W. Bush should put his money where his mouth is and officiate their wedding.

Can you register at Justin Bieber’s website? I wish!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

August 3, 2010 at 10:46 am

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