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Perhaps jealous because they get all of the same cold weather with none of the socialized healthcare, oil wealth and daily Knife concerts, the Iowa G.O.P. is trying to fuck over the nation of Norway and it’s gay boyfriend Barack Obama all in one foul swoop.

The Iowa G.O.P. is trying to add a failed amendment to the U.S. Constitution to their party’s 2010 platform; the amendment, which was first proposed in 1810, says that “If any citizen of the United States shall accept, claim, receive or retain any title” from a foreign power than they “shall cease to be a citizen of the United States”. Since Barack Obama accepted the Nobel Peace Prize this year from those dastardly Norwegians, this means according to the Iowa G.O.P. that he’s not a citizen.

But wait! I thought Barack Obama was born in Kenya and therefore not a real citizen of the United States! How can you strip someone of a citizenship that he doesn’t have?!? Ahhhh you people are going to make my brain explode! Of course, this could be one of those mystical koans where wise old men ask unanswerable questions. How mystical…how mind blowing…how st000000pid….

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 29, 2010 at 4:00 pm

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