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Where are the other horsewomen of the apocalypse?

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Dear Lord our God please protect us from the televised meeting of Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin that is shortly to be filmed.

It looks like TLC has done a bang up job bringing together two of the four horse-people of the End of Days. Let’s see of war, pestilence, famine, and death, Sarah Palin is clearly famine because her brain is obviously starved of oxygen, and Kate Gosselin is clearly death because that woman’s career haunts the earth like the living dead. Add in Levi Johnston’s war on pants and John Gosselin’s herpes pestilence and you’ve got one fine looking apocolypse.

What will these two women be doing, besides reciting from the book of the occult and talking about how what it’s like to be a completely talentless icon of our embarassing reality TV world? Well InTouch reports “Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping” in Alaska and “Sarah will even teach Kate how to avoid bears!” Now if she could only teach Kate how to avoid her ex-husband! Hahahahahahaha.

Wait a minute, I thought Sarah Palin loved momma grizzlies. Why is she avoiding them? Maybe it’s time for me to stop thinking about what a horrible meeting of idiocy this is and focus on drinking. It’s what the bears would want.


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 23, 2010 at 1:18 pm

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