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This video seems to say: Who are we? The Democrats! What do we support? Bolshevism! Who are we going to be beaten by very badly during the 2010 election? The Republicans! What are we gonna do about it? Play Arcade Fire!

Okay all pep-rallies aside this new ad intended to be shown to Democratic netroots activists soon is full of some pretty stupid mixed metaphors. The Democratic party is not John Belushi in Animal House, unless Harry Reid has a really bad speedball problem I don’t know about. Nor are we fighting Sauron’s armies in Lord of the Rings (U.S. out of Gondor now!). Also, what’s with all the casual swearing? You can’t curse yourself into power, unless of coure you’re Rahm Emanuel.

Americans don’t want a mish-mash of random scenes from movies, they want jobs. And hot dogs stuffed with cheese. And chipotle mayo on everything. Maybe the democrats could just run a BBQ stand and sit this election out instead of making silly montages.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 22, 2010 at 2:07 pm

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