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Oh John Boehner. Has you rage related to the new tanning tax finally pushed you over the orangey-brown edge?

CQ is reporting that Boehner has endorsed “a one-year moratorium on almost all new federal regulations” which he claims will “create jobs by ending uncertainty among businesses” that fear new mandates. My god! I had no idea that the reason that no one was hiring was because of the fear of having to fill out more government regulation related paperwork. Curse our nation’s poor penmanship!

In all seriousness though, this is an embarrassingly stupid thing for the House Minority leader to put his leathery self behind. The government has to make regulations, as regulations are what keeps our nation from going all coo-coo bananas.

In fact, the idea of the Legislative branch swearing off legislating is a bit like a 15 year old boy who swears off masturbating. That’s what they do. You can rail on about spending and dick chafing, but eventually you’ll give in because it just feels so good.

I say lube up that appropriations bill and let’s get back to spanking out some new regulations!

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

July 16, 2010 at 7:12 pm

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