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Machine Gun Barbie for Congress

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Well it has finally happened: Republicans have finally discovered that Youtube is a great way to get crazy ideas out there. We’ve seen alot of straight to Youtube G.O.P ads that seem to say “Hey Tea Party Grandpa who just figured out that the Internet is where people do the Googles, wanna vote for someone who also thinks the proliferation of Chipotle flavoring is the death knell of the White race?”

Well why don’t you give this new hotshot ad a gander? I think you’ll find it’s a ~haha~ blast!

Pamela Gorman sure seems like one fine rootin’ tootin’ cow girl/congresswoman. And hey, since other congresspeople are accusing Barack Obama of acting like a gangster, maybe we could embrace the last shreds of bipartisanship in D.C. and have Gorman and Obama become like a mom-jeans wearing Bonnie and socialist Nazi Clyde! She already has the Tommy gun after all.

This ad must come from the age old political tactic of “If I don’t vote for you, you’ll kill me with your massive cash of automatic weapons.” Governors Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura pioneered it in Predator, and now that another Predator sequel is about to come out I don’t see why it couldn’t work again.

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 29, 2010 at 4:27 pm

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