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Do they make condoms for computers?

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Speaking of sexual assault…Are you bored? And are you not terribly concerned about catching eye syphillis or having your computer sucked into the gaping hole that is a former D-list popstar’s diseased buhgingo? Check this music video out:

I am ashamed of how long it has taken me to post this affirmational and deeply-feminist video online. Like “Second Sex” and the Equal Rights Amendment, Kiely Williams’ video is defining piece of the struggle for gender equality (if by equality you actually mean the right to dress up like a cartoon hooker, rub your ass cheeks instead of dancing and sing about date rape). Don’t believe me as to why this video is just a shining example of women’s empowerment? Let’s let Kiely, excuse, tenured professor of Gender Studies at Bryn Mawr College Kiely Williams defend her chef d’ouevre:

You hear that? She tells us right off the bat that doesn’t condone date rape; if my time on working in P.R. has taught me anything it’s that you always lead with the allegations of promoting date rape. Watch C-SPAN: you’ll see what I’m talking about. Also, in her response video you’ll see that Kiely was trying to encourage a national debate about one night stands, and if it takes getting the Clap from a strange man or, like, a fence than she’ll do it.

Ugh why can’t Ke$ha care this much about public health???


Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 24, 2010 at 4:28 pm

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