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The Real Housewives of Kabul

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Ooooo girl did you watch C-SPAN last night? A major bitch fest is brewing between the glamorous ladies of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Oh it’s fun watching people with nuclear weapons being naughty!

It was revealed in an article in this month’s Rolling Stone that Gen. Stanley McCrystal, America’s top commander in Afghanistan, made some derogatory and downright catty comments about people in the Obama administration. This is shocking not only because of McCrystal’s unmilitary like insubordination, but also because who knew that Rolling Stone did anything but lose money and write articles about hot new artists a year too late?

McCrystal is being summoned to the White House tomorrow for a VERY awkward meeting with the president. Did that bitch Stanley think Miss Barack wasn’t going to hear that he called James Jones, the National Security Advisor, “a “clown” stuck in 1985”? Or that McCrystal let his aides call Joe Biden “Joe Bite Me” because the V.P. opposed the troop surge? Nuh-uh! How stupid is this guy?

If reality television has taught as anything (and it hasn’t), it’s that this meeting will be held in a very public and glamorous restaurant so Barack can hurl a martini in McCrystal’s face, try to tear out his hair extensions and then later release a god awful single or music video. My choice to replace the general who was stupid enough to talk shit about the President to the media? Jill Zarin! Pushy obnoxious Jews and good at fixing protracted violent conflicts in the Middle East, right?

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 22, 2010 at 10:49 am

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  1. Obama: Girl, he thinks he can come into MY house and talk shit? I am a tiger. I am a princess. I am a princess and a tiger, and I will BITE!
    (Biden giggles, blots his lipstick)
    Obama: That’s so your shade. Pass the bronzer.

    leahfranqui

    June 22, 2010 at 1:14 pm


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