Matt Drudge: American Hero
NOTE: The picture of Zombie Obama has been removed because some fuckwads used it inappropriately. Gotta say in the good graces of the Secret Service, right?
Ahhhh Matt Drudge, what the nation’s conservative do with out you? What would I do at work without you??
As of this very minute, the Drudge Report is leading off with the headline “Lord of the Flies” where he’s linked his headline to a picture of Barack Obama with a fly on his face. Look at that Obama asshole! Maybe that kind of shit is okay in communist Kenya where he was born (and let’s say he also currently resides), but here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. we don’t want our president covered in bugs.
But wait, this reminds me of a story from early in this year, where a fly landed on Obama and he killed it on national television! And then just last month a rodent of some sort ran past Obama during a press conference! There is only one inescapable conclusion that Drudge is leading us too: Barack Obama is a rotting corpse that has come back as a zombie. Soon Michele will be pushing for organic brains in elementary school cafeterias…
But seriously, is this what Conservatives have been reduced to: attacking the President by putting a photo of him with an insect on his face? Like a boxer in round 60 of the match, they might be just SO exhausted from the bout that they aren’t even trying to make sense in their attacks any more. Who says the G.O.P. is anti-intellectual?
Someone stop the fight! He’s a zombie!