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Washington D.C., despite being run by a bunch of Communis’, is a conservative town. People are obsessed with their careers and casual friday is seen sort of as a personal failing. So when the photo below of Illinois Representative Aaron Schock emerged late last week, people were shocked that the Congressman looked like he was seeking Highway appropriations for the Yellow Brick Road, if ya know what I’m sayin’…

Mmm mmm mmm. Our girl clearly has been spending too much time on Top Man’s website. Rep. Schock basically looks like he’s attending the company picnic of a gay escort service. For his part, Schock twittered today that he has since “burned the belt”–nice try sister, but that belt what flaming enough to begin with, okay? ~Two snaps and a head roll~

Dressing like his district is made up entirely of Rehoboth Beach, Fire Island, and Provincetown would be fine if Rep. Shock was an open about his sexuality. But since he voted against expanding hate crime legislation to include sexual orientation and he’s “100% pro-life” and thus opposes women’s right to make their own sexual health decisions (Just ’cause he wouldn’t touch a constituents baby flaps with a ten foot pole and a bucket of Purell doesn’t stop him from voting on it), Rep. Schock is a hypocritical assbag.

You wanna dress like your at Kathy Griffin’s “Hos and ‘Mos Celebrity Mojito Party”? Go ahead. Just don’t be stupid enough to vote against your own sexual sartorial orientation…

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Written by Your Benevolent Editor

June 15, 2010 at 11:27 am

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